My Adult Outlook

One morning I woke up and my skin was so soft and smooth I almost felt like a woman. All I remember from the previous night was I had gone to my friends bachelor party and somehow ended up having sex with the stripper that we ordered for the party. It was a bizarre string of events but why was I laying here feeling like a woman that had just left and expensive spa with my girl friends. Something was very wrong and I was determined to find out what really did go down last night after I had collapsed due to drinking extreme amounts of alcohol. I honestly don't even remember how I managed to drag myself home as now I was suffering from a massive hangover.

I quickly got dressed and headed towards the kitchen to have a quick breakfast before I got into my car to head off to my friends house to find out what really happened last night. On the kitchen counter I found this red brochure just sitting neatly next to the toaster that read "London dating the best blind date service in the UK". I was kinda shocked to see that. I had no idea how it had got there or why it was even in my house. I began to get more worried by the minute, my head panicking wondering whether I used protection or not with the stripper from last night and if I did anything else that I probably shouldn't have.

I made myself some toast and a cup of tea and wandered slowly into living room. I walked towards my black leather couch only to see a half naked woman sleeping there with an empty bottle of red wine next to her. I screamed like a girl and the noise woke her up as she almost did a back flip like Bruce Lee in a kung-fu movie. I immediately asked her who she was and why she was sleeping on my couch. She walked up to me and dragged me by the arm and made me follow her towards the kitchen where she pointed towards that red London dating brochure. She explained to me she worked for a secret escort service called "london dating" and last night around 2am I had phoned them up asking for some company. This was turning into a nightmare. I had somehow not only had sex with a stripper that night but also an escort within about 4 hours. She quickly got dressed and left my house but the big question still remained - how on earth did I ever stumble upon this London dating brochure.