My Adult Outlook

I heard a crazy story about my neighbors, the "swingers"from down the road. They are about 40 years old and live in the biggest house in our area. I have never really known what the husband does for a living but the rumor going around in that they really are swingers. People love to gossip about all of the supposed things that go on at their home. All I know is that it does seem kind of strange that on weekends they get about 10 guests and it's always couples. I know this because we see them come into the village to dinner and sometimes for a movie.

The new story going round is about what Ted the plumber saw last weekend when he was called in for a plumbing emergency at the swingershouse. He said the call came in around 9 p.m. and that he immediately rushed over there after being told there was water dripping all over one of the main bedroom bathrooms. When he got there he says it seemed there was a party going on and that he was directed to the master bedroom where the leak had originated.

Passing by an open door in the hallway on the way to the room he spotted the wife sitting on a chair with one of the guests, they did not know he was walking by and as he did he saw her begin to stroke the guy between his legs. He swore this was not just a casual stroke but one meant to arouse. The man supposedly turned to her and also began to stroke her back. A bit shocked Ted said he immediately walked faster into the bedroom to figure out the leak problem and get the heck out of there. This iswhere he found a vibrator had been lodged into the toilet. Once he got it out he was so embarrassed he did not know what to do with it. He says he dreaded the thought of going into the hallway and seeing what the wife and other guy might be up to by then and he also did not know what to do with the vibrator.

He says he stood there for 10 minutes holding it and trying to decide what to do when he finally jumped out the bedroom window and to his truck where he drove away like a mad man. I love hearing the story and as Ted was telling it I swear he was getting red as a beet, but how he must love to retell it too because I know that he has shared it with the entire town. All you hear these days is about Ted's adventure with the swingers.